Why do you need fingernails to pick your nose? – Fails

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This happened to me yesterday. Had to struggle to pick something out for like 20 minutes, but when I got it it was so satisfying. It was one of those ones that feels like it’s coming out of your brain. I actually find it easy to get in there without long fingernails. You don’t have to worry about causing your nose to bleed.


Why Scotland Voted Against Independence – Funny Pictures

Actually, Scotland doesn’t have that much oil left, so… yeah, they`re safe.

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Wait … Wait… Scotland`s harboring terrorists and yellowcake uranium what???


Horrible joke – The angry saleman – Funny Jokes

A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer and dryer, but there was no price listed on them. He asked the sales person “How much are the washer and dryer?”

“Five dollars for both of them,” the salesman said.
“Yeah right, you’ve got to be kidding me!” the man replied sarcastically.
“No, that’s the price,” the salesman said, “Do you want to buy them or not?”
“Yeah, I’ll take them!” the customer responded.

He continued to look around and saw a car stereo system with a detachable face cassette player, a CD changer, amplifier, speakers, and subwoofers. “How much?” he asked.

“Five dollars for the system,” the salesman answered.
“Is it stolen?” the guy asks.
“No,” said the salesman, “It’s brand new, do you want it or not?”
“Sure,” the customer replied. He looked around some more.

Next he found a top of the line computer with printer and monitor. “How much?”
“Five dollars,” was the familiar response.
“I’ll take that too!” the man said.

As the salesperson is ringing up the purchases, the man asked him,
“Why are your prices so cheap?”

The salesman said, “Well, the owner of the store is at my house right now with my wife.
What he’s doing to her, I’m doing to his business!”